You’re Not Gonna Believe This

I was finishing up today’s post when an email brought to my attention the fact that my blog is missing the “flag?” button. Now, it’s possible that the Blogger powers-that-be stumbled upon my blog (which isn’t hard to do these days), realized the enormous social importance of this blog (through such topics as the American Idol premiere, Paris Hilton’s smashup and Robbie Kneivel’s sex life) and decided to rid me of the oppressive judgment measure other Blogger users are subjected to.

But since I don’t live in Never Never Land, I know that didn’t happen.

Instead, it appears that I’m the recipient of some flagging (derived from the words “fag” and “flogging”) which is done by closed-minded sheep boinkers (although, it could have been done by a friend, in which case, that’s pretty funny).

I was curious if the flagging was due to my blog’s content or my “increased visibility within Blogger.” So I checked out the other blogs occupying the recently updated list. The first three sites all had their flags in place. Then I got to “Poker Abby Teaches Poker.” I wanted that page almost as much as I wanted “Lesbian Therapy.” It, too, didn’t have a flag. In fact, it didn’t have any page at all! You guessed it… I am seizing the world one recently updated blog at a time! And it never ceases to crack me up.

I figured I was already pushing it with the two other blogs pointing here. But I’m not quite ready to get rid of “My Blog” so I decided to keep the new site in it’s usual location and continue in the tradition of the old Poker Abby’s advice blog. However, it’s no longer advice on playing poker, it’s just advice coming from a poker player. As you can guess, this ain’t Dear Abby’s kind of advice. For the two of you who don’t already know the way to the page go to: Poker Abby. (Stop by and submit a question)

As for any further conquering, I do believe this is it. I’m sure by this time next week, I’ll no longer have a Blogger account, though I don’t think I’ve actually broken any rules. Regardless, flag me all you want- this blog’s not going anywhere.

23 Comments

  1. You are a work of art..please do stick around!!!

  2. I had never heard of this flag thing, so I had to investigate. The rollover description for the Flag button says “Notify Blogger of objectionable content.” Objectionable to whom??? Are they going to take away my bicycle or put me on double top secret probation or worse yet, take away my BACON?? (… she rants as she shamelessly links to her own blog…)

  3. This spanish translator is shit!

  4. I’m pretty sure that it’s just the fact that you arn’t hosted on blogspot that does it. They need the flag on blogspot sites so that they don’t have any nasty stuff stored on their servers.

  5. anonymous

    This is a great blog for us women! I finally feel free as an outgoing, proud Lesbian to post freely. My partner and I have bought some female toys from this site:

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    …and may want to share our experiences using them, though we realize we may not be able to on this blog.

  6. I dont get this whole flag thing. If people are offended they could always NOT READ IT.

    Pfft, people are idiots.

  7. It’s probably those disparaging remarks about sheep boinking that did it. Sheep boinkers tend to get really upset when someone points out to them that they are, in fact, boinking sheep.

  8. It isn’t the end of this world. Btw, this flag thing is new to me. Need to check it out…

  9. This blog is way to funny. I love how you hijacked the other blogs. I didn’t even know there were flags up there. I’ll have to look for mine. Don’t they tell you what the complaints were? Morons!

  10. anonymous

    wheres the lesbians?

  11. there going to be a bambi 2 movie that is just wrong

  12. Great site. Enjoyed all your posts. And if you were a lesiban, you’d be a lip balm lesiban! Added your RSS feed for future entertainment.

  13. the cheek! the nerve! you audacious unscrupulous blog burglar..gawd, all the qualities i like in a woman. Pleez pleez pleez when you become Master and Commander of The Far Side of the Blogosphere, remember me and how highly I have praised you

  14. There are no lesbians you idiots, the owner of this blog just hijacked 2 or more blogs and redirected them to her existing blog. She previously hijacked a blog that used to be lesbian related.

  15. I just started blogging…yesterday, actually, and want you to know that I have randomly chosen your blog to follow. I will be reading it semi-religiously from now on. I’m very impressed so far.

  16. Jenée

    I’ve enjoyed your blog(s?) and I like the way you write. I’ll try to find you again wherever you end up.
    I am a dour Scottish poet so it’s nice to find a bright, American comedian to cheer me up at the end of a day.

  17. I love lesbians. Go Girls Go.

  18. anonymous

    What??? No lesbians? What a ripoff.

  19. No lesbians? I reckon we’re not as visible as we thunk…what more can we do to get noticed?
    Fuckin Hilary!

  20. hi to all,
    what happen,i am a new user.so i can not understand what happen.maybe i can get point next time.sorry,forgive me.i will do best.

  21. Kimo: What happened? It was sometime ago, when it happened it was quit a shock to everyone. One day it was one way and then the next it had changed. I guess these things are bound to happen, i mean things happen right, some of us never expected it to happen. Other willed it too happen. I guess people are just Idiots. I think some of us are still coming to term with the fact that it happened.. ;)

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