Apr
13

Time For Botox

Posted in Blog, Cyberspace

Bobgirrl posted a link on her site to a face recognition program on My Heritage that compares an image of your face to various celebrities. Never one to use my time wisely, I ran the picture from this site through and these are the results:

61% resemblance to Jennifer Aniston and Amanda Peet. No complaints there.

60% resemblance to Alicia Silverstone. I don’t see it at all but I’ll take it.

60% resemblance to Julie Andrews. This is where I put on the brakes. It didn’t show a 60% resemblance to Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins, it was a 60% resemblance to Julie Andrews circa The Princess Diaries. THE LADY IS 70 YEARS OLD!

I couldn’t even look at any more results. Screw you bobgirrl for ruining my day.



6 Responses to “Time For Botox”

  1. Chris
    Chris on April 13th, 2006 12:00 am wrote:

    wtf? my results pat swayze 57% whitney crack hoe houston 57%(i’m a white male) nick carter 50% and jon bon jovi 50% i’ll take jon anyday rawr

  2. Kristi on April 13th, 2006 12:00 am wrote:

    I have yet to do that. I’m afraid, very afraid!

    Wanna come out and play? I hope so, cuz I just tagged you! Visit my blog to learn the specifics.

  3. Amanda on April 14th, 2006 12:00 am wrote:

    Apparently I look like Mira Sorvino, Allyson Hannigan…or Toni Morrison.

  4. David
    David on April 14th, 2006 12:00 am wrote:

    :mrgreen: You know, I took this test like 2 months ago, and I found out that if Milton Berle and Julianna Moore had a kid, I would be the direct product. I tried it again right now, and took a picture, just for the occassion? The result? The same. So…I guess that means I look like a pretty horse with a red mane?

  5. Emily on April 14th, 2006 12:00 am wrote:

    Yeah I took the test a while back. When I kept getting good feedback I’d try more pictures. But the more I tried, the more I got things like Peter Jackson and Chelsea Clinton.

  6. squashed on April 15th, 2006 12:00 am wrote:

    Very important question.

    Has anybody feed one of those ‘celebrity’ highschool picture?

    I bet the machine will trash that celebrity as butt ugly.

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