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Things That Make Me Happy #213

… Hearing the words “please,” “thank you” and “I’m sorry,” especially when said by my nephews without any prompting.

… When my nephews yell “NENE!!” and attack me upon arrival, even though it tends to destroy my back for a couple days.

… Time I get to spend with my nephews (well, up to 72 hours. There are only so many conversations about superheroes I can take).

… People who have their money ready.

… Lines that move quickly.

… No lines at all.

… New episodes of Lost, particularly ones that are Desmond-centric.

… Suited Big Slick in the hole.

… When the U.S. provides humanitarian aid to our enemies.

… When karma skips her lunch break.

… Rumors that George Clooney and his latest girlfriend have split (at least, until I’m his latest girlfriend).

… Empty red-eye flights.

… Polls that place Obama way ahead of McCain.

… Finding drink ice in foreign countries.

… When people write my name and include the accent mark.

… Voice mail messages that say, “You don’t have to call me back.”

… The smell of the woods, the sound of the ocean, the sight of the American flag, the feel of a kitten, the taste of victory (sprinkled with salt natch).

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