Comedian Jenée: People are Idiots

Things That Annoy Me #43

… When a blogger doesn’t post anything for a whole month (dum dee dum dum…).

… People who think responses like, “Excuse me?” or “Repeat that?” mean “Please repeat just the last word or two of that statement.” Example:

Friend: Oh my god! There are one thousand naked midgets marching down Hollywood Boulevard.
Me: Wh-what did you say?!
Friend: Hollywood Boulevard.

Don’t be a dumbshit. If someone needs you to repeat something be sure to include the important part.

… People who think turn signals are optional.

… People who don’t know how to parallel park when there are cars behind them. How the hell am I supposed to know you’re turning into a location you just passed? When nobody’s behind you, you back in. When cars are behind you, you go head first. Duh. Wasn’t that all resolved on Seinfeld?

… When my junk mail catcher only sends three items to the junk mail folder. And they’re the ones that aren’t spam.

… People who have side conversations while I’m on the phone with them and neither excuse themselves beforehand nor apologize after the fact. Self-absorbed actors and parents of small children are the worst perpetrators.

… When the Emmy’s decide to censor Kathy Griffin’s funny acceptance speech while leaving all the God-praising hypocritical ones intact.