O.J. Simpson's book If I Did It and the accompanying Fox interview have been scrapped. NOOOOOOOOOOO! This of course means we won't see what would have been the inevitable follow-up books, If I Did It (Again), I'd Scrap The Poodle Do by Marcia Clark and I Don't Care If Anybody Did It, I Just Wanted To Be Back In The Limelight Again by Kato Kaelin. I was seriously looking forward to the interview. I couldn't help but be amused by the gall of this man to write a book describing how he would have killed his ex-wife, if he'd been so inclined to do that. Well, lucky for my readers, I have an inside ...

I had zero interest in the Olympic games until I heard about the gold medal peformance for stupidity. This newest entry to the "Agony of Defeat" reel occurred during the women's snowboard cross finals. It plays out like a laughably unrealistic scene from a bad movie: The race begins with four women vying for the three medals. At least they tell us those are women tearing down the mountain at warp speed but it's hard to tell with the baggy clothes and helmets. Actually, even without the helmets it's kind of hard to tell if some of them are really women. About 10 seconds into the race, one contender literally flies off the screen into no man's land and she's ...