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Beverly Hills 9021 Uh Oh

Television producer Aaron Spelling is being sued for sexual harassment by his former nurse. She claims he "placed his hands on her breasts, groin and genital area, exposed himself, solicited oral sex and offered her cash in return for various sex acts." That's just part of the allegations against her 82-year-old former employer, but common sense tells me things didn't go down the way she claims. I've seen Spelling a couple times. The first was three years ago in Vegas ("My New Year's W/Rickles and Spelling") and at the time he looked like he was at death's door. When I saw him again two years later, he looked like a Jehovah's Witness at death's door, refusing to go away until the ...

Sexual Claims

I was hanging out with a group of mostly friends and some girl I don't know mentioned that she dated (or maybe just fucked) Robbie Knievel, Evel Knievel's son. When she left, one of the guys scoffed, "Well, who's knows if that's really true." I said, "OF COURSE it's true. Who's going to lie about screwing Robbie Knievel?" I guess he thought she was attempting to impress the group, as if Robbie Knievel was actually somebody. He's merely the son of a guy who achieved tv fame at a time when there were only 12 channels (the "u" channel didn't count) and the other viewing options were a couple of PBS telethons and seven stations of static. I have no idea what ...

Members Only

Last night I went dancing at a club on 80's music night and noticed a hot guy. The attraction soon ended when I spotted him on the dance floor. Now, maybe I could forgive the fact that he danced the same way most 14-year-old boys danced back in the 80's but then I made the horrific discovery he was wearing a turquoise Members Only jacket. I realize it's shallow to judge somebody harshly because of their appearance. But come on- it was a Members Only jacket. And it was turquoise. How much depth is one mere mortal expected to have? He approached me, which I had anticipated, because really hot guys always seem to want to talk to me about two ...

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