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Virtual Bullet

I previously explained my idea for Common Sense Law, which I will implement when I'm president. Today I'd like to share with you a plan that I believe will increase revenue while reducing crime and people's blood pressure at the same time: The Virtual Bullet. We all have instances when people aggravate us so much we just want to blow their heads off. For whatever reason we don't- for most it's because it's immoral, for some it's because it's illegal and for others it's because their local Wal-Mart has already closed for the evening. It doesn't matter what your reason is, the Virtual Bullet will let you stick it to someone guilt-free! Here's how it works: On January 1st of each ...

Common Sense Law

Regular readers may have gathered that I watch a lot of tv. The reason being that I spend half my day "working" Internet poker ("playing" makes it sound like it's all fun and games, which it sometimes isn't). I usually have four or five tables going at once and that still isn't enough to hold my attention so watching the tube is the only other activity I can enjoy at the same time. Lots of people like to say, "TV kills your brain cells." That's probably a good thing. I think losing a few IQ points would make others less sufferable. I rag on idiots all the time here, but the fact is, I'm jealous of them. If I had ...

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