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Thank You, Eva Longoria

Tonight I went to the store to pick up my contribution for the family Easter dinnerr- rolls. I figured things out a long time ago: You show people you're a good cook and then they want you to bring fancy dishes for every occasion. But it only takes one too-spicy carrot soup on Thanksgiving and from then on, you're only asked to bring items you can't really screw up, like rolls. Actually, the last few years I've been in charge of bringing beverages so this is sort of a step up. I considered baking croissants then realized that might show some cooking skills and could result in a future request for some sort of side dish. Rolls from a bag ...

Eat Junk, Lose Weight!

I read a news article yesterday that makes me think I missed my bestseller opportunity. A science professor has introduced a no-diet diet he calls "intuitive eating." Basically, he says that if you only eat when you're hungry and don't eat to the point of fullness, you can eat whatever you want. He used this approach to lose 50 pounds and keep it off for five years. I'm telling you...It's true! I struggled with my weight most of my life. I was never fat or even chubby, just heavy enough to get the "You have a pretty face" compliments while my friends were off winning bikini contests. I tried all the diets and constantly fretted about my size. I spent way too ...

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