People are Idiots

Love Hurts (If You Let It)

Categories: Blog, Celebrities
In case you're a little behind on the gossip rags... the night before the Grammy's, singers Chris Brown and girlfriend Rihanna got into a squabble resulting in both of them backing out of scheduled performances at the ceremony. A few days later, the photo on the left was leaked showing that Rihanna suffered facial injuries in the incident. A month later comes word that Rihanna and Chris are back together. WHAT???? It sounds like Chris was one right hook shy of knocking some sense into her. While I'd probably be out the door if a guy even yelled at me, I sort of ...

Oscar Roundup ‘09

Categories: Academy Awards, Blog, Celebrities, Major Idiots, Movies
For the first time in eight years, I watched the Academy Awards live from a vantage point away from the Kodak Theatre. And now I remember why so many attendees spend most of the night at the bar-- that is one boring show. Some thoughts on the Oscars: -- Judging by Reese Witherspoon's black eyes and ragged dress, it appears that Chris Brown already has a new girlfriend. --I wonder who wore the sheet with the higher thread count: Jessica Biel or Tilda Swinton. I hope they were smart enough to bring along the ...