Aug

She Bangs…But Won’t Be Banging Him

It's taken me a few days to post this because there's a lot that I've had to process and come to terms with. After John-John and before Clooney-pie, my celeb crushes were Antonio Sabato Jr. and Ricky Martin, who are probably the two most beautiful male specimens to ever walk this planet. Antonio is so stunning that, as a friend can attest, I swerved my car and almost caused an accident the first time I saw his Calvin Klein underwear billboard on Sunset. That's some powerful art. Then I saw him at a party and there's a slight chance that I may have ever-so-gently brushed up against him as I passed. ...

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Tags: antonio sabato jr., ricky martin, ron jeremy