I’m flying to New York tomorrow so I checked the Transportation Security Administration’s carry-on guidelines to see if any laws were passed last week prohibiting things like ink pens. The TSA website states that most liquids/foods can be carried in quantities less than three ounces but exceptions for larger quantities can be made for certain items and it specifically mentions KY Jelly as one of them. That led me to check the KY Jelly website where I verified it’s pretty much just for fucking. Lower down on the TSA page, whipped cream is listed as an item limited to less than three ounces, the message of course being that it’s okay to spend your flight joining the mile high club, you just can’t be too kinky about it.