Comments on: Things That Make You Go…Hummer http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice/ Standup comedian Jenée dishes her irreverent brand of humor on entertainment, religion, politics and life in general. Check it out- it's probably about you. Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:58:55 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Shamalama http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice/comment-page-1/#comment-1351 Shamalama Mon, 03 Apr 2006 21:08:07 +0000 http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice#comment-1351 It is sad, though, to watch an actress of her caliber reaching 14:50 of her 15 minutes of fame. I agree that Hollywood probably doesn't offer +40 year old actresses the same opportunities that they do +40 actors, but turning yourself into a Love Me Because I'm A Sex Goddess isn't the most flattering line item on a resume. Down here in Georgia we simply call them Tramps. Hey "m", I don't know about the "freaky genius and a member of mensa" stuff, but I'll agree on just "freaky". You mean most mothers wouldn't want a complete stranger to strike up a conversation with their young daughter about the sexual benefits of blow jobs? Maybe Ms. Stone's girl-girl escapades expand to touching young girls too. I'm not sure whether to laugh at her or be sad for her. But you nailed it - as long as she can get the 18-50 year old male movie goers to think of her as "what a great rim job artist she must be" then they will continue to fork out the $10 to watch one of her movies. Maybe her next one will be far less costly to produce and therefore have a greater profit margin - sort of like the one Paris Hilton starred in last year. But without the green night-vision stuff - too hard on the eyes and can cause migraines. It is sad, though, to watch an actress of her caliber reaching 14:50 of her 15 minutes of fame. I agree that Hollywood probably doesn’t offer +40 year old actresses the same opportunities that they do +40 actors, but turning yourself into a Love Me Because I’m A Sex Goddess isn’t the most flattering line item on a resume. Down here in Georgia we simply call them Tramps.

Hey “m”, I don’t know about the “freaky genius and a member of mensa” stuff, but I’ll agree on just “freaky”. You mean most mothers wouldn’t want a complete stranger to strike up a conversation with their young daughter about the sexual benefits of blow jobs? Maybe Ms. Stone’s girl-girl escapades expand to touching young girls too.

I’m not sure whether to laugh at her or be sad for her. But you nailed it – as long as she can get the 18-50 year old male movie goers to think of her as “what a great rim job artist she must be” then they will continue to fork out the $10 to watch one of her movies.

Maybe her next one will be far less costly to produce and therefore have a greater profit margin – sort of like the one Paris Hilton starred in last year. But without the green night-vision stuff – too hard on the eyes and can cause migraines.

]]> By: David http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice/comment-page-1/#comment-1349 David Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:14:54 +0000 http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice#comment-1349 OMG...the part of skittles had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight! OMG…the part of skittles had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight!

]]> By: The Median Sib » My Cruel, Callous and Mean-Spirited Opinion about the Winkler Murder Case http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice/comment-page-1/#comment-1345 The Median Sib » My Cruel, Callous and Mean-Spirited Opinion about the Winkler Murder Case Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:39:04 +0000 http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice#comment-1345 [...] It has been enlightening to me to read all the comments on my initial post. Cruel, callous and mean-spirited? Aw, come on![...] [...] It has been enlightening to me to read all the comments on my initial post. Cruel, callous and mean-spirited? Aw, come on![...]

]]> By: Kristi http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice/comment-page-1/#comment-1344 Kristi Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:25:13 +0000 http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice#comment-1344 That has got to be some sort of prank. "Rim job," I'll have to remember that. That has got to be some sort of prank. “Rim job,” I’ll have to remember that.

]]> By: Stop The ACLU http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice/comment-page-1/#comment-1342 Stop The ACLU Sun, 02 Apr 2006 17:48:25 +0000 http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice#comment-1342 <strong>Sunday Funnies (April Fools Addition)</strong> image courtesy of Cox and Forkum Interpretation of a violent poem by faithmouse First off, a non-funny…we are soooo sorry we missed our blogbuddy Rick at Rightwing Nuthouse on C-Span this morning. We intended on making sure to watch it, and... Sunday Funnies (April Fools Addition)

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Interpretation of a violent poem by faithmouse
First off, a non-funny…we are soooo sorry we missed our blogbuddy Rick at Rightwing Nuthouse on C-Span this morning. We intended on making sure to watch it, and…

]]> By: m http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice/comment-page-1/#comment-1341 m Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:46:18 +0000 http://jenee.net/sharon-stone-sex-advice#comment-1341 jesus, I thought she was supposed to be some sort of freaky genius and a member of mensa! umm... wow. jesus, I thought she was supposed to be some sort of freaky genius and a member of mensa! umm… wow.

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