I stumbled upon an interesting quote from Sharon Stone, though I can’t find the original source so I don’t know how much (if any of it) is accurate. But I spotted it on a couple legitimate news sites so I’ll dish too:

I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen.

Right there, already weird.

Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately alluring. I said, ‘Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.’ Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, ‘I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.’

This is the part that particularly makes me question if any of this is true. I don’t care how whacked you are, you don’t offer some random teenager sex advice. Besides, what could she possibly cover in just two minutes? “He’s in, he’s out, he’s gone, you’re crying. Get the camisole.”

Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex.

I think Stone misinterpreted what she heard, which was, “Don’t pressure me into talking about sex. And get out of my dressing room, crazy lady.” I don’t care if she is a big movie star, young people don’t voluntarily ask a 48-year-old stranger for advice on sex, they ask their friend who’s two years older and been around the bases once.

I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex.

I don’t know if a hundred times is an accurate number, but you’d think an AIDS activist like herself might throw out another alternative, like, oh, “Use a condom” or even, “Wait.” But you have to hand it to Stone, between her lesbian antics in Basic Instinct 2 and her promotion of oral sex, she sure knows how to build up her male fan base.

If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer something else.

Offer something else? What, like Skittles? I can only think of one situation in which a person “cannot get out of sex” and I have a tough time imagining someone saying, “I’m really not into this whole rape thing… how does a nice rim job sound?”

Maybe this is all an April Fool’s prank against Stone and if it is, I feel bad for her. I think the box office sales for Basic Instinct 2 is enough cruelty for one weekend.