Sexual Claims
I was hanging out with a group of mostly friends and some girl I don’t know mentioned that she dated (or maybe just fucked) Robbie Knievel, Evel Knievel’s son. When she left, one of the guys scoffed, “Well, who’s knows if that’s really true.”
I said, “OF COURSE it’s true. Who’s going to lie about screwing Robbie Knievel?”
I guess he thought she was attempting to impress the group, as if Robbie Knievel was actually somebody. He’s merely the son of a guy who achieved tv fame at a time when there were only 12 channels (the “u” channel didn’t count) and the other viewing options were a couple of PBS telethons and seven stations of static. I have no idea what the dude even looks like. For all I know, maybe I’VE fucked Robbie Knievel.
There’s nothing to be gained by falsely claiming him as a lover. Dropping the name Robbie Knievel won’t get your script greenlit or move you up on the reservation list at Dolce. I think declaring you’ve had sex with the guy from the Capitol One commercials actually holds more cache.
Believability is all about the fascination vs. shame factor involved. If someone said she screwed People’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” Matthew McConaughey, I’d roll my eyes in disbelief. But if she told me she screwed Gary Goleman, I’d believe her. If someone said she screwed George Clooney, I’d think she’s full of crap. But if she confessed to doing William “She Bangs” Hung, I’d definitely believe her. If someone said she screwed Colin Farrell, well, I might believe her because that guy seems to get around.
The easiest way to determine the validity of a sexual claim is this: if it’s safe to assume a video tape of said encounter could be released to the public and nobody would have any interest in viewing it (beyond the “I had a threeway with Mini-Me and Ron Jeremy” horror/curiosity variety) then the claim is probably true.
You are so goddamn funny, I almost can’t stand it. Like that grammer huh?
interesting
u got DAT rite, mate!!!
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Yes, I agree with hagfish, “you are so goddamn funny.”
I kept thinkin’ “That is sooo true!!!”
Love it.
Keep up the great blog.
Yeah, I’d have to agree with you there. If she claims she fucked Robbie Knievel, then she probably did (and I know who he is). The question I’d ask is… WHY???? :-p
Absolutely hilarious, The lengths people will go to!
I think that part of the equation would have to be the overall desirability of the person making the claim. Take the Robbie Knievel claim, for example. If the woman making the claim looked like, say, Renée Zellweger, it’s likely that she wouldn’t bother lying about “dating” him. If, on the other hand, her appearance was more reminiscent of, say, Ron Jeremy, the likelihood of her statement being true drops a bit.
Hey, I fucked Robbie Knievel too!
What did you expect that poor girl to do, claim she bagged up with Paris Hilton? I mean, come on…
you didn’t happen to inquire as to the video, did you?
yea well when it comes to the nitty who the blazes cares
who is he anyway?
Robbie Knievel? I’m laughing so hard I can’t see straight!!!
Is the Robbie the one that sang a duet with Linda Ronstadt?
I always thought the Knievel brothers were Zydeco or should I say Zydecool, but when I heard that Robbie Knievel’s falsetto vocal torture I wondered if his left teste ever dropped during adoloscence.
Anyway, I agree with the rest who have weighed in here. Your perspective is very funny.
However don’t knock Gary Coleman. I heard that he does that thing with his club foot that sends the ladies into orbit.
That’s right Gary Payday Loan Coleman, “Uber Clubfoot Lover”
i want you baby
Hey, when Knievel was on TV we only had three channels here in the UK to enjoy, not the amount you guys had!
ROFLMAO !!!
Wow, she is really someone. That was hilarious ! I wonder if she’s been with any other relatives of Used-To-Be-Stars !!!!
I WANT TO LIDY FOR FUCKING OR SUCKING.
You may want to know that Robbie actually succeed where his father had failed. he jumped the fountains at Caesars Palace without that horrible crash (and we all remember his father crashing there!)
He also jumped a section of the Grand Canyon, even though his father chickened out when jumping the Snake River Canyon…
and, if memory serves, he’s also jumped a motorcycle from skyscraper to skyscraper… (now that’s just plain messed up!)
So I’d say your friend bagged the better of the Knievel’s! More power to her!
Love your posts!
Jenee, can you do a turnaround joke on this screw job with Robbie Knieval with putting in the moniker, like some guys says he’s screwed Angelina Jolie, and have a come back like “I’d believe him; who hasn’t screwed Angelina Jolie?”
Maybe little Angie will finally understand her popularity?
Can she take a joke?
Probably not, even though she seems to be able to “take” everything else.
Rest With Angels Gary Coleman xoxo.