Reverend Fruity McTweaker
Two ways to tell if a guy is gay:
1) He says he’s gay
2) He’s a political or religious leader who’s vehemently opposed to gay marriage.
“I bought (meth) for myself but never used it.”
“I got a massage from a male prostitute in a seedy hotel but we didn’t have sex.”
People thought Bill Clinton’s “I didn’t inhale” was laughable. Thanks for the chuckles Reverend Ted Haggard!
