No Wedding Pitt

In the October issue of Esquire magazine, Brad Pitt reveals:

Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.

I think that’s an admirable stand to take and I, too, will not marry until everyone else is allowed (unless some guy asks me to marry him before that happens). While I hope he’s sincere in his sentiment, I foresee a trickle-down effect to guys with cold feet everywhere. It used to be, “Sorry babe, you know I want to be secure professionally and financially before we walk down the aisle. Please be patient.”

But now it’s going to be, “Sorry babe, I’d marry you today if I could but it just wouldn’t be right since Dan and Ted can’t. Tell that to your Republican parents the next time they nag you about it.”

(Which reminds me… happy belated one year anniversary to Mr. Delay Master himself).

5 Comments

  1. I jus finished reading the paper and saw that brad and angie weren’t going to marry until everyone who wanted to could do the same. My immediate reaction was “who cares if they get married or not. Does he think he’s causing a collective horror by not marrying? jeeeesh!! Give me a break”

  2. Where was that sentiment when he married Jennifer Aniston? Huh? Huh Brad? Suddenly you’re too holy to tie the knot. Whatever.

  3. Are you not posting for the same reason? Don’t let Brad and Angie control your life, write something new.

  4. What you said, sista.

  5. Oh and oh yeah, when you be?

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