Jun

My First Joke

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Today I thought about the very first joke I told on the fly and as much as I hate to admit to a lack of progress, it’s still one of my best. I want to say I was about 12 at the time I said it, though I could have been 8 or I could have been 16. Whatever the case, it was way before I’d ever considered a career in standup comedy.

I was sitting on my parents’ bed and noticed something weird on my mom’s neck. “What’s that?” I asked.

“What’s what?” She responded.

I grimaced and pointed to her neck. “That thing on your neck.”

She felt around for it then said, “Oh it’s nothing. It’s just a little growth.”

I said, “It’s not just a little growth, it’s very growth.”

Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.

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