Most Popular Kid In School
When a teacher asked a 6-year-old boy to pull a folder out of his Scooby-Doo backpack, a bag filled with 25 smaller bags of marijuana fell out instead, a court document said. (Full story)
Seriously? Pot in a Scooby Doo backpack? That’s the punchline to so many hack comics’ jokes.
I can’t help but picture the playground at morning recess: All the kids are just sitting around in little packs. Nicky “No Seeds” Randle shows the others how to make a bong out of an apple. Empty lunch bags are strewn about. The teachers wonder why nobody’s playing and why attendance has been at 100% for the last month.
Ah, to be young and stoned again.
:mrgreen: Meanwhile, I’m sure the birthday party brownies they had, were a blast, eh?