"Praise Allah!"
25 year old man
Afghanistan
seeking virgins aged 14-26
within 2 miles of Kabul, Afghanistan
| Relationships: |
Three wives |
| Have kids: |
Yes (22) |
| Want kids: |
Yes (1 more) |
| Ethnicity: |
Middle Eastern |
| Body type: |
About average |
| Height: |
5'5" |
| Religion: |
Muslim |
About me and what I'm looking for
I'm just your average, fun-loving freedom fighter looking for a nice woman for a short term commitment (until June 6, 2006- I can't say why).
I freelance as a filmmaker, having produced the "Al Quaida Boot Camp 30 Minute Workout" tapes and the "Hostages Gone Wild!" series (as seen on Al Jazeera, Fox and CNN).
I enjoy secret meetings in caves, weaponizing anthrax and long walks on the beach at sunset.
About my life
| Hair: |
Lots and all over |
| Eyes: |
Black |
| Best feature: |
My smile |
| Sports and exercise: |
Inline skating, pilates
tennis/raquetball, target practice, wrestling foreign reporters into a van |
| Interests: |
Coffee and conversation,
scrapbooking,
rescuing pets from the shelter (Guess you could call me a "sensitive" guy) |
| Occupation: |
Martyr |
| Income: |
I shall be compensated in heaven with 72 virgins |
| Politics: |
Radical |
| My place: |
Usually a cave |
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