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In my own words...

for fun:

I enjoy pillow fights and wrestling with discreet overnight guests.


my religion

I believe we should never grow up. I sure wish the cute boy next door wouldn't.

favorite hot spots:

I can tell you my least favorite: the defendant's chair.

turn ons :

Footsie pajamas, showering à deux, thumb sucking

turn offs :

Restraining orders, litigious parents, full body inspections (on me), British documentarians

last read:

It was either something by Dr. Seuss or the framed "not guilty" document that hangs over my bed.

 

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"Billie Jean's Son Was Not My Lover"


47 year old man
Bahrain
seeking bed buddies aged 6-13
within 10,000 miles of Bahrain

Relationships: Divorced (twice)
Have kids: Yes (2)
Want kids: Heck yeah!
Ethnicity: Black/White
Body type: Skinny
Height: 5'10"
Religion: Peter Panism
Smoke: Yes (pole smoker)
Drink: Yes (I'll even serve you one)

About me and what I'm looking for

I'm a 47-year-old man who likes to share a bed with children. Why do people think there's something wrong with that? There's something deranged about the people who construe a gentle massage to a young one's private parts as something dirty.

If my freakish looks don't scare you and you're up for a couple million in hush money, drop me a line. But DON'T tell your parents.


About my life

Hair: Black
Eyes: Black and beady
Best feature: My original nose
Sports and exercise: Million-dollar shopping sprees
Exercise habits: I expend most of my energy defending my actions
Occupation: Pop Star
My place: Neverland Ranch (aka Kid Crack)

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