"Not one of your Men O' Nites"
20 year old man
Lancaster, Pa.
seeking women aged 16-21
within a buggy ride of Lancaster
| Relationships: |
Never consummated |
| Have kids: |
No |
| Want kids: |
Yes (10) |
| Ethnicity: |
Caucasian |
| Body type: |
Sturdy |
| Height: |
6'2" |
| Religion: |
Amish |
| Smoke: |
Pipe |
About me and what I'm looking for
I seek a woman of good moral fiber who has been raised in the Amish tradition. She must be skilled in quiltmaking, hand washing laundry and cooking. And she should be stacked.
Obviously I am unable to communicate in this forum (Justin from my favorite Starbucks posted this for me). If you choose to respond, please attach your note to the left leg of a blue-eyed pigeon and send it eastward. I promise to answer all letters I receive.
About my life
| Hair: |
Red |
| Eyes: |
Brown |
| Best feature: |
My beard (don't let it fool you ladies- I am single) |
| Exercise habits: |
I plow 5 acres of crops by hand every day. |
| Interests: |
Harvesting corn, chilling with my family, telling technology jokes ('How many Amish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None- we don't use lightbulbs!') ROFLMAO |
| Occupation: |
Farmer |
| Politics: |
I sided with Zeke in the last vote |
| My place: |
Ishmael's barn |
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