It’s been all over the news that Kanye West crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Music Awards after his “Touch the Sky” lost in the Best Video category. He dropped an f-bomb or two and cried:
[My video] cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and shit! If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you [J vs. S], but hell, man.
FINALLY! After years of watching phonies pretend to be thrilled when someone else won an award, it was the moment we’d all been waiting for. I haven’t seen his music video to know if it deserved the award but his argument that it should have won simply because it cost a million dollars and featured Pamela Anderson is a lame one, especially considering the fact that the most popular Pamela Anderson video of all time cost nothing to make. Perhaps if Kanye’s video had been “Touch The Boat Horn With A 12″ Pecker” a la Tommy Lee, the voters would have given him some props.
In my search for the Kanye video I stumbled across this gem that cracked me up. Even after watching the whole thing, I’m still not entirely certain what gender this “performer” is. It has some lulls here and there but then along comes another funny moment.
Kanye should take a note from this person and consume lots of alcohol when making the video rather than when the awards are being handed out.











Cat wrote:
The first video didn’t work, but the other one did – it was hilarious. It made me think that would be what Rosanne Barr would have been like had she been born with Down’s Syndrome.