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Harry Fodder

I don’t think anybody’s as thrilled that the newest Harry Potter book is on sale as I am. I’ve never read any of the books and only saw the first film (which sucked) but I’m thrilled because I am sick to death of hearing about this. The mania and security surrounding the release are absolutely insane. I can’t criticize the fact that children are so excited about a book. That’s a good thing. And I get that young kids want to be the first to read it. They think that 20 years down the line they’ll tell their kids about it and that their kids will be impressed even though in reality they’ll probably say, “Harry Who? What’s a book?” I was young and dumb like that myself. But parents need to put on the brakes and teach their kids that being the first to do something means nothing. Except at an orgy. Is it really too much to ask that parents show a little more sense than their eight-year-old children?

UPDATE: The guys at Omovies (the ones who made the hit Paris Hilton viral) are back with another video, this one a rap featuring Harry Potter. Check it out:

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