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	<description>Standup comedian Jenée dishes her irreverent brand of humor on entertainment, religion, politics and life in general. Check it out- it&#039;s probably about you.</description>
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		<title>By: Strayntn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Strayntn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ROTFLMFAO!!! 
Stanley &quot;Tookie&quot; Williams...aahemmm...lmao...who could execute a man named Tookie? On his birthday?? *covering my mouth with my hand and snickering* Spookie Tookie..the co-founder of the Crips? Not Tookie..he was just misguided...Ah huh
Why are ya&#039;ll dissing us bout killing Tookie? Where wuz ya&#039;ll when we killt Ted Bundy? 
Why wuzn&#039;t you all griping bout the def penalty back then? 
Maybe we don&#039;t take kindly to the idea that all you lame asses with the bleeding hearts would not only abolish Capital Punishment but ya would&#039;ve set Tookie and Teddy free in 2 years for being good ole boys.
&quot;Now Tookie, here&#039;s yur AK47, but we kept the bullets for ballistics. Now don&#039;t you go a pointing that thang at nobody....noooo more. Good boy, Tookie. Here&#039;s a widdle going away grenade and machete to show yur friends down at the bank.&quot; 

Who&#039;s that dumass texan talking bout &quot;behave or get off our earth&quot;?
Goergie ain&#039;t never behaved but that sumbitch is still around. He&#039;s just..oh I know..a good ole boy doing bizness as usual whilst the US military gets to be his minimun wage henchmen. Ah huh...sticks and stones may break my bones but roadside bombs disect me.
Dubya has more blood on his hands than my Daddy who slaughtered pigs fer 70 years to feed his maw, paw, sisters, brothers and his own 15 kids.
Dubya is a fu**ah! His momma should&#039;ve drowned his ass at birth.
And shot his dayum daddy for breeding a WEAPON of MASS DESTRUCTION.
F*CK Tookie Williams..
If I might steal a line from Bette Davis..I know it&#039;s wrong to speak bad about the dead...Tookie Williams is dead...GOOD!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROTFLMFAO!!!<br />
Stanley &#8220;Tookie&#8221; Williams&#8230;aahemmm&#8230;lmao&#8230;who could execute a man named Tookie? On his birthday?? *covering my mouth with my hand and snickering* Spookie Tookie..the co-founder of the Crips? Not Tookie..he was just misguided&#8230;Ah huh<br />
Why are ya&#8217;ll dissing us bout killing Tookie? Where wuz ya&#8217;ll when we killt Ted Bundy?<br />
Why wuzn&#8217;t you all griping bout the def penalty back then?<br />
Maybe we don&#8217;t take kindly to the idea that all you lame asses with the bleeding hearts would not only abolish Capital Punishment but ya would&#8217;ve set Tookie and Teddy free in 2 years for being good ole boys.<br />
&#8220;Now Tookie, here&#8217;s yur AK47, but we kept the bullets for ballistics. Now don&#8217;t you go a pointing that thang at nobody&#8230;.noooo more. Good boy, Tookie. Here&#8217;s a widdle going away grenade and machete to show yur friends down at the bank.&#8221; </p>
<p>Who&#8217;s that dumass texan talking bout &#8220;behave or get off our earth&#8221;?<br />
Goergie ain&#8217;t never behaved but that sumbitch is still around. He&#8217;s just..oh I know..a good ole boy doing bizness as usual whilst the US military gets to be his minimun wage henchmen. Ah huh&#8230;sticks and stones may break my bones but roadside bombs disect me.<br />
Dubya has more blood on his hands than my Daddy who slaughtered pigs fer 70 years to feed his maw, paw, sisters, brothers and his own 15 kids.<br />
Dubya is a fu**ah! His momma should&#8217;ve drowned his ass at birth.<br />
And shot his dayum daddy for breeding a WEAPON of MASS DESTRUCTION.<br />
F*CK Tookie Williams..<br />
If I might steal a line from Bette Davis..I know it&#8217;s wrong to speak bad about the dead&#8230;Tookie Williams is dead&#8230;GOOD!</p>
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		<title>By: MP V</title>
		<link>http://jenee.net/happy-last-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-277</link>
		<dc:creator>MP V</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 18:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know what I enjoy most about this site...the posts or the reader&#039;s comments.  As if anything anyone says on here will change the world!

You people make me laugh.  Keep it up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what I enjoy most about this site&#8230;the posts or the reader&#8217;s comments.  As if anything anyone says on here will change the world!</p>
<p>You people make me laugh.  Keep it up!</p>
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		<title>By: TigKat</title>
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		<dc:creator>TigKat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my God!  Your blog is pretty much the only one I&#039;ve cared to come back to.  Your sick and twisted sense of humor is so clever and so, so, like mine!
Yee Haa, I am not alone in this world...
As for the comments written about your negativity or not being PC about executions.... get over yourself folks!  Don&#039;t read it if you don&#039;t like it.  Get a grip!  Blogs are for free expression and if you are serious about condemning this site.... go to George W. Bush&#039;s.  Something tells me you&#039;ll have more problems with his!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my God!  Your blog is pretty much the only one I&#8217;ve cared to come back to.  Your sick and twisted sense of humor is so clever and so, so, like mine!<br />
Yee Haa, I am not alone in this world&#8230;<br />
As for the comments written about your negativity or not being PC about executions&#8230;. get over yourself folks!  Don&#8217;t read it if you don&#8217;t like it.  Get a grip!  Blogs are for free expression and if you are serious about condemning this site&#8230;. go to George W. Bush&#8217;s.  Something tells me you&#8217;ll have more problems with his!</p>
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		<title>By: the bored one</title>
		<link>http://jenee.net/happy-last-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-275</link>
		<dc:creator>the bored one</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hilarious!</description>
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		<title>By: Bill</title>
		<link>http://jenee.net/happy-last-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-274</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry to take up so much room. I had to answer Karachi Kid. Got one for Paul too, down at the bottom.  

Azer...

Sorry Bud... I just couldn&#039;t let this one go by without a comment or two. I ran across your comments on another blog about the execution of clarence ray allen. This piece of crap was put to sleep. No pain... no trauma... no suffering. You should see the autopsy photos of the three people he had murdered without the slightest hesitation. Let me quote you from the blog you answered, and we can go from there.


Its a tragic reflection on you that you think this is morally reprehensible. Yes, he was evil and deserves punishment, but not death at, especially at the hands of the hands of so-called morally superior authorities and society. shame on you schwarzenegger. and for the rest, humour to make you comfortable with this is abhorent......would you have this same perspective if you had to watch his old man&#039;s last minutes on earth? yours, a free thinking Brit

Evil is not the half of it, my fine young friend. If ever there was a good reason for a swift follow-through to the death penalty, this should have been it for allen&#039;s first murder. Had he been executed in a timely manner, three lives would have been saved.  

Three good people were completely shredded at close range with devastating blasts from a 12 gauge shotgun, leaving bits of their flesh splattered on the floors and walls. They were not shot in the head to end life quickly, but to the torso and limbs so they could feel the pain and realize that they were going to die soon. Do some Google searches on this idiot. 

Mr. free thinking Brit... I am so glad you are not in charge of ANYTHING. Who in the heck are you to say that justice cannot be served by eliminating people like allen? You are the one acting superior. Would I have the same perspective by watching the old man&#039;s last minutes? Oh yeah! The difference with me though is that I would have allowed the families of the people who were murdered use the very same shotgun used in the crimes to give him a little of the same pain before he was drawn and quartered. Last meal? Feed him his own liver.   

I think I could view things differently and show tons of compassion to murderers if they followed some simple rules when they killed folks.  If they followed the simple rules then I would be happy to see them being taken care of for the rest of their lives with TV and Internet access while in prison like they are now. Heck, give them heart transplants and whatever else they need to match the free medical coverage they get, too. 

The rule. That they only kill the people who don&#039;t believe in the death penalty. Since innocent life is not as sacred to some folks as much as it is to others, and some will die at the hands of evil men... kill the ones who are willing to let bygones be bygones. The one&#039;s who are tolerant. The ones with compassion. The ones that don&#039;t have the balls to put murderers 6 feet under. 

Question. You are in a building. Someone is pointing a gun at the person who means the most to you in this world. No one knows you are there. The gunman says he is going to shoot at the count of five. He is standing on an electrified trap door that you can activate with a button in your hand. Pushing the button will electrocute the gunman before he could do anything to anybody. Do you push the button at one... two... three... four... five? Or do you let him shoot your loved one because evil people should be punished and not killed?  

You are probably a nice person, but let me leave you with this, free thinker... People without a clue don&#039;t know it.

To Paul... Although it is obvious that you are clearly more educated than Azer, the above applies to you too, especially the &quot;clue&quot; part. You have no idea what the criminal mind is like. You can&#039;t possibly think incarceration sparks remorse and regret for the evil these men/women do. Brits aren&#039;t this wimpy... Sure your not from France? I saw an ad in the local paper for some French military rifles. &quot;Never used. Dropped once&quot;....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry to take up so much room. I had to answer Karachi Kid. Got one for Paul too, down at the bottom.  </p>
<p>Azer&#8230;</p>
<p>Sorry Bud&#8230; I just couldn&#8217;t let this one go by without a comment or two. I ran across your comments on another blog about the execution of clarence ray allen. This piece of crap was put to sleep. No pain&#8230; no trauma&#8230; no suffering. You should see the autopsy photos of the three people he had murdered without the slightest hesitation. Let me quote you from the blog you answered, and we can go from there.</p>
<p>Its a tragic reflection on you that you think this is morally reprehensible. Yes, he was evil and deserves punishment, but not death at, especially at the hands of the hands of so-called morally superior authorities and society. shame on you schwarzenegger. and for the rest, humour to make you comfortable with this is abhorent&#8230;&#8230;would you have this same perspective if you had to watch his old man&#8217;s last minutes on earth? yours, a free thinking Brit</p>
<p>Evil is not the half of it, my fine young friend. If ever there was a good reason for a swift follow-through to the death penalty, this should have been it for allen&#8217;s first murder. Had he been executed in a timely manner, three lives would have been saved.  </p>
<p>Three good people were completely shredded at close range with devastating blasts from a 12 gauge shotgun, leaving bits of their flesh splattered on the floors and walls. They were not shot in the head to end life quickly, but to the torso and limbs so they could feel the pain and realize that they were going to die soon. Do some Google searches on this idiot. </p>
<p>Mr. free thinking Brit&#8230; I am so glad you are not in charge of ANYTHING. Who in the heck are you to say that justice cannot be served by eliminating people like allen? You are the one acting superior. Would I have the same perspective by watching the old man&#8217;s last minutes? Oh yeah! The difference with me though is that I would have allowed the families of the people who were murdered use the very same shotgun used in the crimes to give him a little of the same pain before he was drawn and quartered. Last meal? Feed him his own liver.   </p>
<p>I think I could view things differently and show tons of compassion to murderers if they followed some simple rules when they killed folks.  If they followed the simple rules then I would be happy to see them being taken care of for the rest of their lives with TV and Internet access while in prison like they are now. Heck, give them heart transplants and whatever else they need to match the free medical coverage they get, too. </p>
<p>The rule. That they only kill the people who don&#8217;t believe in the death penalty. Since innocent life is not as sacred to some folks as much as it is to others, and some will die at the hands of evil men&#8230; kill the ones who are willing to let bygones be bygones. The one&#8217;s who are tolerant. The ones with compassion. The ones that don&#8217;t have the balls to put murderers 6 feet under. </p>
<p>Question. You are in a building. Someone is pointing a gun at the person who means the most to you in this world. No one knows you are there. The gunman says he is going to shoot at the count of five. He is standing on an electrified trap door that you can activate with a button in your hand. Pushing the button will electrocute the gunman before he could do anything to anybody. Do you push the button at one&#8230; two&#8230; three&#8230; four&#8230; five? Or do you let him shoot your loved one because evil people should be punished and not killed?  </p>
<p>You are probably a nice person, but let me leave you with this, free thinker&#8230; People without a clue don&#8217;t know it.</p>
<p>To Paul&#8230; Although it is obvious that you are clearly more educated than Azer, the above applies to you too, especially the &#8220;clue&#8221; part. You have no idea what the criminal mind is like. You can&#8217;t possibly think incarceration sparks remorse and regret for the evil these men/women do. Brits aren&#8217;t this wimpy&#8230; Sure your not from France? I saw an ad in the local paper for some French military rifles. &#8220;Never used. Dropped once&#8221;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
		<link>http://jenee.net/happy-last-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-273</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you were wondering if I was foreign, i&#039;m British. Yes, we have murders here. We don&#039;t need death row to satisfy a blood thristy general public mind you. 

Paul</description>
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<p>Paul</p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Found the blog vaguely amusing.  The comments that followed aren&#039;t. It illustrates what kind of culture you have, when killing a murderer is seen as an effective way of solving things. Killing a murderer is a kind thing to do. They don&#039;t have to live with their crime after you&#039;ve &quot;fried them&quot; or whatever method you use finish them off. Nobody has the right to kill another human being &amp; that includes the justice system. I pity those who agree with murder, regardless of &quot;who did it first&quot;. America has a twisted image...and that nuclear arsenal rubbish will come back to haunt you one day. If you&#039;re going to be a comedian, expect critics.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found the blog vaguely amusing.  The comments that followed aren&#8217;t. It illustrates what kind of culture you have, when killing a murderer is seen as an effective way of solving things. Killing a murderer is a kind thing to do. They don&#8217;t have to live with their crime after you&#8217;ve &#8220;fried them&#8221; or whatever method you use finish them off. Nobody has the right to kill another human being &amp; that includes the justice system. I pity those who agree with murder, regardless of &#8220;who did it first&#8221;. America has a twisted image&#8230;and that nuclear arsenal rubbish will come back to haunt you one day. If you&#8217;re going to be a comedian, expect critics.</p>
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		<title>By: FERIO ESPINOSA</title>
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		<dc:creator>FERIO ESPINOSA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 22:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Con este especial sentido del humor negro, tu podrias ser ciudadana de mis pais .Argentina
Felicitaciones</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Con este especial sentido del humor negro, tu podrias ser ciudadana de mis pais .Argentina<br />
Felicitaciones</p>
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		<title>By: No Name</title>
		<link>http://jenee.net/happy-last-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-270</link>
		<dc:creator>No Name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First of all - I would like to say that although the current president was governor of Texas, and he does own some land here, he is not a real Texan (not born here).  Next, I would like to say that I am so happy I live in the &quot;blue state of Austin&quot; because the rest of this &quot;Republic&quot; is an embarassment (moviemania, I&#039;m talking to you).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of all &#8211; I would like to say that although the current president was governor of Texas, and he does own some land here, he is not a real Texan (not born here).  Next, I would like to say that I am so happy I live in the &#8220;blue state of Austin&#8221; because the rest of this &#8220;Republic&#8221; is an embarassment (moviemania, I&#8217;m talking to you).</p>
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		<title>By: shrimp56</title>
		<link>http://jenee.net/happy-last-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-269</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmff ... horribly offensive and I haven&#039;t laughed so much in a long time! Thanks for putting things in perspective.</description>
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