http://jenee.net Standup comedian Jenée dishes her irreverent brand of humor on entertainment, religion, politics and life in general. Check it out- it's probably about you. Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:14:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I figure I should start the new year out right by writing a post to my blog that it probably appeared I'd abandoned. I'm going to blame my absence on the Facebook status update, which is really a much easier way to vent my frustrations. In the time since my ... http://jenee.net/incompetense/ Cheers to the Swiss police for arresting director Roman Polanski when he flew into town for the Zurich Film Festival. You'd think that after 31 years on the lam, there would be two things he'd know to do before traveling abroad: check the weather and check the country's extradition policy. ... http://jenee.net/the-end-of-the-roman-holiday/ [caption id="attachment_1325" align="alignleft" width="150" caption=""It's just a flesh wound." I'm not sure if it was Monty Python or an HMO who made that call."][/caption] I think it's time for me to finally weigh in with my expert opinion on the health care issue. I'm comfortable calling myself an expert on the ... http://jenee.net/health-care-not-health-i-dont-care/ [caption id="attachment_1282" align="right" width="150" caption=""This is a fucking rock 'n' roll show, not a tea party. You listen to Coldplay on your own fucking time!""][/caption] I'm a little slow in recapping Tuesday night's show at the Forum because the intense contact high from massive amounts of weed is just wearing off. ... http://jenee.net/green-day-los-angeles/ [caption id="attachment_1249" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="I pimped out my ride for the occasion."][/caption] Phoenix was the second stop on my whirlwind Green Week tour. About 30 seconds after I arrived at the venue I ran into one of the guys I'd talked with in line and on the floor at the San ... http://jenee.net/green-day-phoenix/ [caption id="attachment_1217" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Billie Joe Armstrong tells the crowd, "This isn't tv. Get on your fucking feet.""][/caption][caption id="attachment_1218" align="alignright" width="150" caption="Then he proceeds to sit down."][/caption] My Green Week tour kicked off in San Diego last night. I arrived early to find the General Admission Floor line was already about ... http://jenee.net/green-day-san-diego/ Anybody who knows me well knows I love Green Day. Except my mom, who recently said she'd never heard of them (even though she claims to read my blog) and when I played a couple of their most famous tunes on my phone, she just shrugged. So now I'm left ... http://jenee.net/green-week/ [caption id="attachment_1189" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Um, hello?"][/caption] In my last post I wondered what could I gripe about in paradise. Naturally, I found something. On my last day I was hanging out on Waikiki beach when a woman set her towel down right next to mine. As you can see from the ... http://jenee.net/space-invaders/ [caption id="attachment_1160" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Beachfront at the Grand Hyatt Kauai"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1161" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="At this point, I'm about 95% pina colada."][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1168" align="alignright" width="150" caption="Yet another endangered species murder/suicide."][/caption] I've been the worst blogger ever lately. That's due in part to the fact that I've spent most of the last month ... http://jenee.net/hangin-loose/ [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="99" caption=""Bite me Alan Lambert""][/caption] Over the last week, I've come across multiple articles (and a South Park nod) about some 47-year-old, unemployed spinster named Susan Boyle who auditioned for the show Britain's Got Talent. I finally had to see what the hype's about and I have to ... http://jenee.net/living-the-dream/