http://jenee.net Standup comedian Jenée dishes her irreverent brand of humor on entertainment, religion, politics and life in general. Check it out- it's probably about you. Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:52:28 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I thought the following story was kind of funny in a twisted sort of way. If this law had been in effect when I was younger, there's no question I would have spent my teen years as a ward of the state: Nine siblings are among 11 children as old as ... http://jenee.net/why-buy-when-you-can-lease/ I'm sure a lot of people have been anxiously awaiting an update on my progress with kicking my lip balm addiction. Since freeing myself from Vaseline's clutches over two months ago, I've had two nights when I needed a little comfort slather but other than that I've been sleeping lip ... http://jenee.net/united-in-dryness/ Forget about race or gender, when this happens we'll know our nation has truly made progress: http://jenee.net/barack-obama-son-of-a/ It's taken me a few days to post this because there's a lot that I've had to process and come to terms with. After John-John and before Clooney-pie, my celeb crushes were Antonio Sabato Jr. and Ricky Martin, who are probably the two most beautiful male specimens to ever walk ... http://jenee.net/she-bangsbut-wont-be-banging-him/ ... Hearing the words "please," "thank you" and "I'm sorry," especially when said by my nephews without any prompting. ... When my nephews yell "NENE!!" and attack me upon arrival, even though it tends to destroy my back for a couple days. ... Time I get to spend with my nephews (well, ... http://jenee.net/things-that-make-me-happy-213/ The action never stops. 1:12 am- Two guys run full speed toward my car. One tosses a bag to the curb as they keep running. I'm guessing they weren't getting a jump on the next Olympic trials. 1:15 am- I have to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting Ron Jeremy who ... http://jenee.net/three-minutes-in-hollywood/ Rumor has it that photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's twins may have been purchased for as much as $11 million. Given that this is not the first time magazines have paid such high prices, I'm inclined to believe they do so because celebrity baby pictures actually sell magazines. WHY?????? I ... http://jenee.net/nobody-should-put-baby-on-the-cover/ 2:30 am- A man crossing Hollywood Boulevard pulls a role reversal when he stops midway and signals for a cop car to complete its right turn. The cops motion for him to finish crossing but he continues signaling forcefully for them to turn. They go back and forth like this ... http://jenee.net/15-minutes-in-hollywood/ My psychic powers are at work again. Last night I had a very vivid dream in which a friend of mine was flabbergasted that I hadn't felt a powerful earthquake that had just occurred. It's been years since I've experienced an earthquake, which is why I thought the dream was ... http://jenee.net/night-tremors/ It's that glorious time of year known as Shark Week on the Discovery channel. I missed the premiere episode so I went to their website to find out if the videos are available online. They're not but I did stumble upon their "Shark Yourself" feature and of course I had ... http://jenee.net/shark-week/