People are Idiots

US Weekly Fashion Police

 For several years, I was a contributor to US Weekly magazine’s “Fashion Police.”

Because I KNOW fashion.










November 12, 2001November 12, 2001- Heather Graham, Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Kirkpatrick, Diane Keaton, Dominique Swain, Ione Skye




April 22, 2002April 22, 2002- Famke Janssen, Lisa Nicole Carson, Peri Gilpin, Britney Spears, Chuck Zito and Rachel Hunter




July 1, 2002July 1, 2002- Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Celine Dion, Rachel Hunter, Roseanne, Sharon Osbourne, Maria Shriver




September 30, 2002September 30, 2002- Angie Harmon, Angela Bassett, Pamela Anderson, Alicia Brockwell, Sicily, Denis Leary




December 2, 2002December 2, 2002- Joy Bryant, Meg Ryan, Macy Gray, Dita Von Teese, Angela Featherstone, Dana Daurey




December 16, 2002December 16, 2002- Angie Harmon, Cindy Crawford, Las Ketchup, Joan Collins, David Arquette, Debbie Entin




January 13, 2003January 13, 2003- Natalie Portman, Kennedy, Marissa Jaret Winktour, Aneesa, Cher, Nivea




February 3, 2003February 3, 2003- Renée Zellweger, Natasha Henstridge, Maria Conchito Alonso, Brian Heidik, Maude Adams, Caroline Rhea




February 17, 2003February 17, 2003- Mena Suvari, Isabella Rossellini, Lil’ Kim, Shauna Sand, Tara Reid, Joey Fatone




April 28, 2003April 28, 2003- Mena Suvari, Victoria Beckham, Ashley and Courtney Peldon, Jennifer Flavin, Khrystyne Haje and Lyle Lovett




May 18, 2003May 19, 2003- Rebecca Romijin-Stamos, Anna Pasquin, Dayna Devon, Deborah Messing, Madonna, Steven Tyler




June 16, 2003June 16, 2003- Joy Bryant, Wynonna Judd, Slash, Winona Ryder, Lisa Marie Presley, Pink




October 20, 2003October 20, 2003- Lucy Liu, Lisa Kudrow, Lil’ Kim, Paula Abdul, CCH Pounder, Shiva Rose




November 24, 2003November 24, 2003- Tiffani Thiessen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Grace Jones, Lisa Loeb, Kelly Osbourne, Taryn Manning




December 22, 2003December 22, 2003- Eve, Roselyn Sanchez, Penny Lancaster & Rod Stewart, Mo’Nique, Sean Paul, Jennifer Love Hewitt