Cash For Trash
I thought I was done with Paris Hilton for awhile then along comes a story like this:
LOS ANGELES (AP) — An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton’s trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction. The sellers were from the Web site HollywoodStarTrash.com, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay.
A used toothbrush sold for $305; two envelopes sent to her while she was in jail sold for $510; and a Coke can pulled from her trash went for $51.
It kind of scares me that there are people in this world with free access to the Internet who can spare $300 on an empty can of dog food.
WHY???? What’s the plan? Will they display it in their curio cabinet alongside their Fabergé egg collection? Turn it into a candy dish on their coffee table? Did they actually think that Paris Hilton herself allowed her delicate hands to touch a stinking can of dog food? And even if she did, WHO FUCKING CARES?
Obviously, plenty of morons do. Tomorrow I’m going to buy a map of the stars’ homes and some rubber gloves. I need a piece of this action.
I Would pay 500 bucks if they would lock Paris up with charles Manson for a weekend.Then I would give charlie a handful of viagra, a large jar of peanut butter and let the happy couple have some privacy.That would be money well spent.