Lincoln Memorial, Washington Monument, Britney Squeezing One Out
Categories: Blog, Celebrities, Humor, In The News, What Were They Thinking?
Since my eyes have been permanently scarred by this image, I felt the evil need to force it upon others. In case it’s not clear, this is a statue of Britney Spears. Giving birth. On a bearskin rug. Doggy style.
The website for Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in Brooklyn says:
Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla.
Funny, nowhere does the tribute mention anything about the fact that Britney started dating the father while another woman was carrying his second child. She’s a real inspiration all right. The only bravery on Britney’s part is if she married him and had his baby without a prenuptial agreement.
Even though it’s called “Monument to Pro-Life” it looks more like “Monument to the Nasty in the Third Trimester.” The website features pictures of the statue from every angle except the back. I guess you have to pay the admission fee if you want to see that glorious vision. As icky as this is, we should be thankful the gallery didn’t opt for a different pro-life statue: Tom Cruise touching Katie Holmes’ fetus. On a bearskin rug. Doggy style.
DarkWood wrote:
Gee, thanks Jenee. For some reason, I’m reminded of a line from the movie, “Event Horizon”: “Do you see?!?!?!?!”
The MaryHunter wrote:
How glad are we that they don’t show the rear view?
I’m going to go sandpaper my eyes now, tankyouverymuch.
Christine Noke wrote:
Hey Jenee, Remember the boob photo? Why don’t you call ‘em up over at Capla and get em to do a “life size” of those puppies! Now that would be a piece of art!
Don Surber wrote:
Carnival Of The Celebrities
Ah but there are bigger plans for my fabvorite of celebrities! Comedian Jen reports on a life-sized statue of Britney Spears giving birth. Joy to the world!
M wrote:
You should have also mentioned that the website is NOT surfer-friendly, has incessant popups designed to defeat your pop-up blocker, and attempts to install spyware on your system.
Jenée wrote:
I didn’t notice any problems with the page so I checked it in Internet Explorer. Just like you said, all kinds of crazy stuff was going on. Do yourself a favor and get Firefox. IE is crap.
J wrote:
MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!
One must wonder is she actually posed for this piece of “art”?
David. wrote:
!?!
mirabile dictu! (No not the image above. The fact that I was momentarily struck speechless by the sight… )
David Kesting wrote:
All Apologize For Problems with Our Galleries Website
I must apologize for the pop under advertisements that we had been briefly running on our website. We began the advertising program after the stir of our forthcoming exhibition caused a spike in our monthly traffic, thereby crashing our server and incurring additional expenses for our online presentation.
Thanks to one of our patrons, we now have funding to maintain a stream of steady traffic to our website without depending on an advertising program.
I assure you that we are a very real gallery, and this exhibition and its including artworks are very real as well. I am certain anyone who visits our gallery to view the exhibit, which opens to the public on Friday April 7 and will run until April 23, will not be disappointed.
David Kesting and Lincoln Capla
Proprietors
Capla Kesting Fine Art
121 Roebling St
Brooklyn NY 11211
http://www.caplakesting.com
Conservative Cat wrote:
More Evidence of Feline Superiority
Humans may be the dominant life form on the planet, but this does not mean they’re the smartest. No cat in the world, no matter how ardently pro-life, would EVER consider creating this nightmare sculpture as a monument to anything….
Kristi wrote:
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grotesquely, I AM wondering what it looks like from the back side.
catherine wrote:
Apeaking of the rear view….I personally can’t wait for the next sculpture of Brittney. Pehaps a rear view of her passing stool from her rectum? Another natural body function after all. But It’s Brittney’s poo, it must be beautiful. Right?
apple wrote:
Dale wrote:
I’m wondering that too. Will the statue go on tour so people who live outside the USA can see it? And yes, Britney did have a c-section.
Teresa wrote:
Oh my god, this bimbo is just an ididotic little nincompoop, with too much black mascara and a trashy boyfriend, who did not have the sense to use birth control-and so what’s so new about teen pregnancy, except she has the IQ of a 13 year old with bling bling! :!:
The Garlock wrote:
To be honest it looks much more like “Toni Collette” than Spears.
See: (http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/toni-collette/toni-collette01.jpg)
evon wrote:
shes had some akward times with her baby bu besides that she loves er litlle sean :!:its really beautiful and inspirating to see brit with her litlle boy giving life and if anyone thinks its disgusting they dont deserve to live becouse you guys came out from somewhere
gf wrote:
sial wrote:
very good………..
Neo wrote:
Art is truly in the eye of the beholder, all our art is hand made in the US, much of our nude male statues and nude female
statue art is from the Roman and Greek period. The Roman Statue and Greek Statues are very tasteful and elegant. We at Neo-Mfg.com
can not discount this art as it is very well done, just can not see it on display in someone’s home. Art is in the eye of the beholder and we are sure it is just a monument.
Always remember American Freedom to express yourself
Britney Spears Babe wrote:
Aside from being disturbing and gross, I don’t understand what sortof birthing position this is supposed to be. I know of women delivering sitting upright and squatting, but what position is this for delivering a baby?
Also, this statue looks nothing like Britney, imho…
:/