Cheers to the Swiss police for arresting director Roman Polanski when he flew into town for the Zurich Film Festival. You'd think that after 31 years on the lam, there would be two things he'd know to do before traveling abroad: check the weather and check the country's extradition policy. So either he overestimated the neutrality of the Swiss or he shares the same delusions of invincibility as O.J. Simpson. Or maybe he knew about the threat but, being a showbiz dude, he just couldn't resist accepting some meaningless recognition. Hopefully Kanye West was there to jump in and let everybody know who really deserved that award. I'm happy ...

[caption id="attachment_1325" align="alignleft" width="150" caption=""It's just a flesh wound." I'm not sure if it was Monty Python or an HMO who made that call."][/caption] I think it's time for me to finally weigh in with my expert opinion on the health care issue. I'm comfortable calling myself an expert on the topic because it's evident that a person doesn't need to know anything about the facts of the proposed health care to be considered an authority. And actually, the crazier you sound and the more wildly you distort the facts, the better your ...