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Oh No He Di’int

But there's something even more screwed up about a guy that declares a woman has every quality he could possibly want in a wife then he dumps her. Perhaps DeAnna just didn't have that elusive je ne sais penis that so many men are looking for these days.

Tags: , abc, bachelor, brad, chris harrison, deanna, jenni, jenny, the bachelor

Coincidence?

The "2 Girls 1 Cup" video makes the rounds then Mr. Whipple dies. That's what happens when 2 girls squeeze the Charmin.

2 Girls, 1 Cup Of Vomit In My Throat

The latest viral making the rounds is the "2 Girls 1 Cup" video (AKA "Cup Chicks"). It is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life, so bad that I could only watch glimpses of it (and considering I managed to watch the "Girl Blowing A Donkey" video in its entirety, that's pretty bad). What's fun about this video is that people record their friends' (or their own) reaction to seeing it for the first time and put it up on YouTube. I've just spent the last hour watching these reactions and they're always hilarious. It's like this enormous prank being pulled around the world and thanks to cyberspace, we all get to be in on it. If you ...

Tick Talk

I think I've mentioned here before that I never know when the clocks change since most of the clocks I use do so automatically (cell phone, computer). Sometimes several days have passed without me realizing the time has changed then I'll glance at the clock in my car and have a moment of panic in which I think I'm either really late or really early. This year I actually remembered the change was coming and that it's always before Halloween so I was waiting for it. Two Sundays ago when 2 am passed nothing happened so I figured last Sunday must have been the date. That passed again with no clock changes so I had ...

Holidaze

Back in my prime, I celebrated ALL the drinking holidays such as Fourth of July, St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo, Tuesday. As I got older I realized that I rarely have fun on the big nights. The clubs and streets are crowded and the people seem to think it's a license to be particularly annoying. The worst holiday of all is New Year's Eve, when establishments prey upon people's high hopes for starting the new year with a bang in order to charge five times their usual prices. It's almost always a disappointment. I've found that the best times are usually the ones that sort of happen by accident when good friends and too much alcohol happen to converge. ...

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