Sep
28
“I’m not superstitious…
Posted in Blog, Television
... but I'm a little stitious."
--Michael Scott
Oh how I missed The Office.
Sep
21
Celebrity Skank-Off
Posted in Blog, Celebrities
The big Celebrity Skank-Off between Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan has become an exciting race with Britney's recent hit-and-run charges. For those having trouble keeping track of who's in the lead, let's break down the numbers:
Crotch shots: Photographs of each of their nether regions are in abundance but Nicole takes up the rear (ahem) since she actually knows enough to wear underwear with a short skirt. This also makes it impossible to tell if she's courting pedophiles with the bald look like her peers so it cost her a few points. Britney earned a few extra points because she was already a ...
Sep
12
Things That Annoy Me #43
Posted in Blog, Things That...
... When a blogger doesn't post anything for a whole month (dum dee dum dum...).
... People who think responses like, "Excuse me?" or "Repeat that?" mean "Please repeat just the last word or two of that statement." Example:
Friend: Oh my god! There are one thousand naked midgets marching down Hollywood Boulevard.
Me: Wh-what did you say?!
Friend: Hollywood Boulevard.
Don't be a dumbshit. If someone needs you to repeat something be sure to include the important part.
... People who think turn signals are optional.
... People who don't know how to parallel park when there are cars behind them. How the hell am I supposed to know you're turning into a location you just passed? When nobody's behind you, you back in. When cars ...
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