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Honor Tokin’

One of the judges who weighed in on the Anna Nicole Smith paternity suit and the issues surrounding custody of her remains was busted for smoking pot in a public park. Is anybody else starting to think this is all a big hoax? Between the 57 potential fathers, the crazy estranged mother fighting to have her buried in Texas instead of with her son in the Bahamas and now the stoner judge, this is all too ridiculous even for ANS. I have a feeling she's alive and well and signing a very lucrative deal with the E! people for the next season of her reality show. [tags]anna nicole smith, judge, smoking pot, e! reality show[/tags]

His Final Cut Up

Comedian Richard Jeni died over the weekend, apparently from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the face. Naturally, the comedy community is abuzz. I didn't know the guy personally and wasn't a fan of his work but he was quite successful and you can't help but pause and wonder why? While I have no intention of mocking the way he died, I do need to mock this statement I read in a news article: Authorities have scheduled an autopsy for Monday to determine the exact cause of death. Do they really need an autopsy? I have no medical background but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the cause of death was a gunshot wound to the face. Though ...

Do Do Do Do. Do Do Do Do.

As I was walking to my car tonight, for some reason I started singing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (at least, I was singing what I think are the lyrics, though I probably wasn't even close). I have no idea why that popped into my head since I probably haven't even heard the song in a couple years. Then I got into my car and turned on the radio- which I haven't done in about three weeks- and guess what song was playing? And it wasn't like I flipped through the stations for a little bit, it was on the very first station. I'm not sure if it was just an enormous coincidence or if I've stumbled upon yet another gift ...

Eyedull VS Eyedoll

It's all over the news: Antonella Barba remains a contestant on American Idol (well, for the next 48 hours anyway) despite some racy photos even though Frenchie Davis got the boot for the same thing a few years ago. Now people are crying out that it's racism because Davis is black and Barba is white. Are these people for real? They actually think it's about race??? For those unfamiliar with the two women, check out their photos side by side: It's totally unfair the way the matters have been handled, but it's pretty clear that race was not the issue. [tags]american idol, frenchie davis, antonella barba[/tags]

STFU W/ LOL

With the advent of the Internet came the introduction of the term "LOL." I'm sure it served a useful purpose when it was first used, presumably by Al Gore after receiving a good anal rape joke in the only email ever to have just one "fwd" in the subject (since he's apparently responsible for everything related to the world wide web). But it didn't take long for amateurs to abuse the acronym to the point of being annoying. First they used the term as a response to moderately amusing statements: "Poker? I didn't even know her!" "LOL!" The letters stand for "laugh out loud." If a comment barely made you snicker, find another term. But loosely throwing around LOL only encourages mediocre ...

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